Note: before reading medyo mahaba haba to: so mga tamad dyan don’t bother reading but I tell you you will have fun=)
So I got inspired (super mega over OA infinity inspired) sa napublished na article kong “Ano ba tong pinasukan ko!!!?”, HELLER naman di ako naktulog nun nung time na nkita ko yung published article ko and ganito pala yung feeling parang naghasish lang haha, ikaw ba naman ano kaya mafefeel mo kung out of millions of na submitted article ikaw yung napili.
ALAJU na KUYA ADMIN ikaw idor ko, you really know how to choose an article that’s worth posting, sigh ano bang meron sa blog na yun bakit puros nega lahat ng comments haha well nega din nman yung blog mo bobits ehhh so win-win situation lol eh ano ngayon?! anong magagawa ko eh experience ko nga!! Ano ba!!!heheh some comments say MAGTANIM ka nalang ng camote, yung iba UMUWI ka ng pinas, yung iba naman you make my job easy (ha ano daw?)
Ano connect? Baka wrong yung blog na nabasa nyo, yung iba pa nga Pakyu ka kinahihiya kita (huwow close daw kame kasi kinahihiya nya ako), ano ba yan kuya/ate/beki let loose lang spell freedom of speech! yun lang naman ang show dito when it comes to making a blog, surely naman and I beleive matalino at responsablie naman si kuya papa admin para ipost yung blog ko otherwise di nya ito ipopost! Naman before ko sinubmit yun binasa ko po yung AGREEMENT in which case most Filipinos fail to read, bsta ba my I Agree button iclick nila agad para matapos at di na basahin ang 10 pages terms and condition. I just spiced things up for short binaklaan ko yung blog ko na yun to make it more interesting and to tickle your funny bone at the same time to open your eyes sa reality ng mga OFW watchathink? Still can opener sakin este eye opener pala.
So in this article im wiritng about is an interview/feeling close session with my another papa este boss pala so I was sitting as usual making my reports, daily and weekly isali mo pa ang monthly para pak ang show(copy paste na yung iba basta ba marunong ka, survive ka na dito) haha, then busybusyhan daw ako nun chos lang (pero naruto manga pala binabasa ko ,pitik2 nga lang pag my kalaban, restore agad ang excel para sabihin working daw at mag drama na parang nagbubuntong hinga ka na kulang nalang lagyan mo ng pawis yung face mo para employee of the month ka na). So anyways ayun my kalaban nga, papa bigboss came arabo by the way, ewan ko kung bakit sa dinadami daming place na puntahan eh yung ward ko pa yung pinuntahan?! Ano yun? Getting to know each other? Ano naman kinalaman nya sa mga adrenaline, morphine, blood transfusions and all?! Ano I lelecture ako? eh engineer yun, don’t tell me naman na engineering structures yung I discuss nmin.
Hmmm so he sat down, as usual drinking his morning coffee, alam ko yung timplang yun kasi ako lang naman gumagawa ng coffee nya pag andito sya kasi timplang with milk, 1 tsp sugar stirred well until sugar melted (oh bungga sya ano ako starbucks? di sya halatang demander mga dre) bakit ko alam eh ikaw b naman RECEPTIONIST/SECRETARY/NURSE kulang nalng GRO sa job description ko kasi nga pag my bisitang darating “helo sir thank you for coming to our facility, pls feel at home” but NAMEN!! Nurses are flexible ika nga and YES PROVEN YAN do u need to question that my fellow nurses?! kulang nalang magtambling ako dito at kumain na apoy para package deal.
So there I was, he sat there just looking at me and humming a song at ako naman kinakabahan, di dahil baka mahuli ako na naruto lang atupag ko at masesante ako, kundi kinakabahan ako dahil intriga aketch kung si madara ba talaga ang nakamask?ano kaya mangyayari kay naruto at kay madarang nakamask at madarang jutsu ni kabuto(sabog ba ako?! eh ano ngayon?!) ok2 yaan ko lang na restored ang excel and Ibackspace then I type ulit yung na binackspace(adik) wow busy!! Then he said can we talk im bored even for a minute?? Sabi ko sure sir anything for you, so did u send the reports I emailed you last time? Sabi nya, yes sir I did it right away after u left sir. Good, hey do u know why I like Filipino nurses?! uhh Coz were good at things? sabi ko yes partly bulong nya but becoz u guys see what other people don’t, listen while other people ignore, that’s why I chose to hire you guys over other races (sheet papa feed my ego more, libre lang yan ngayon so dont be shy haha) tumahimik ako and I just said sir, you said It like you’re a true Filipino, yeah I like hanging out with you guys sabi nya becoz not only your funny, you guys even smile in times of sorrow, tell me why Kirby how do u do that?, uhhhh at akoy napatahimik,bakit nga ba napapangiti tayo kahit my sunog, kahit my bomba or kahit my baha? Eh kasi naman kahit my calamidad na nga tulad ng baha ayun my nalalaman pang STATUS UPDATES mga loko and mga engot na friends nman ililike ung status na HUHUHU NABAHAAN KAME!! (mga hunghang nu PROUD!?)
Nosebleed ang show ko for a minute, I just said sir maybe because we are taught to smile in times of distress, culture and history shows that even our heroes died smiling, so don’t be surprised even if other boses shout at us saying “u son of a bits” (bits tlga ha!! Take note, ewan ko ba sa mga ito, pag tinuruan ng mali un na ung paniniwala) we Filipino nurses just say DEADMA sabi ko!! And say “tara yosi tayo yaan mo yang doctor na yan” so ayun cympre di ko tinagalog un, ano ba namang malay nya taglog ko ofcors intercourse iningles ko un, haha but he knows some P*tang ina and stuff, bsta kalokohan YES tayo rin ang mastermind haha, hmmm he just smiled at me and said, if ever your batch goes and finds another job from the kingdom (haaay pinapaalis na ba kame nito?! Bkit my pa if ever pa papa?) then definitely I will still hire more Filipinos, you guys know what your doing, you adapt to your environment quickly unlike others you need to teach them one by one (sheet my recto din pala india lol). You guys only need like 1 day or 2 days to be thought then you guys are on your own and good to go as if like your working like pros. Same like you, you smile alot, u laugh a lot, u know how to make friends easily just like other Filipinos, (sheet papa di pa busog ego ko, feed me more!! LOL unlimited yan).
And also last question, eto yung pinaka nakakaintriga sa kanya “WHY DO U ALWAYS EAT?!” I mean I see you munching all the time, your fridge is full of food, I see some guys has food in their pockets. Tell me why do you bring food after a party? Do you guys know what diet means?! Huwat!! Lang sabi ko! Wait2 give me a minute to compose my answer my expiration pa naman ung English ko, naeexpire agad kaya dapat bonggang bonga tong last answer ko, hmmm well for starters, I don’t know, yes we love to eat a lot! When are in a party, we pinoys call it PAKIBALOT NGA system? do you know what that means? He laughed so hard he said yes NO (kita mo to tawa2 lang pero di naman alam, papa drink your meds na ulit) I explained kung ano yun I just said, when Filipinos are in a party sir we never fail to bring a sando bag (sheet bakit sando bag sabi ko, dapat sana paper bag ng giordano or karimadon para medyo sosyal at di halata kung exit), after a certain party we bring leftover food to our house (OMG tama bang leftover yung term? Para kasi pang baboy or aso lang ang leftovers har3 so anyways u get the point na dun), its not a way to see that were Stravers (POOHTEKS eto ba English term ng patay gutom?! Haha) but its just a means of saying WE APPRECIATE your cooking that’s why we bring a sample home(pero in ferness la lang tlga kame ulam or tinatamad na si nanay magluto kaya microwave nalang ang show, may pa appreciate pa daw the cooking nalalaman bolahin mo lelang mo kirbytot!LOL). ahhh I see, so come to my house and we will feast, sabi ni boss so ako din OFCORS INTERCOURSE! Food na yan sino ba naman makakatangi sa food?!(sa isip ko anong claseng bag dalhin ko para take home LOL) So ayun he left the ward smiling and before he left ako din my UBO2 effect saying BONUS!! Ehem BONUS!! He was laughing hard he said your are really a joker, all I said no I was serious hahaha!!
From KSA with LOVE!
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